You're a pig, what's with this obsession with wanting to eat my ass, damn it...!!

But come on Kay Lovely, what do you mean, "pig"? You're so damn hot, you're so hot I could eat you up from head to toe, so if that young man wants to eat your ass, let him, I'm sure he'll do it brilliantly and I'm sure you'll end up liking it, woman... Besides, if you were ugly and fat nobody would want to fuck you, but with that body, those legs and that pussy you're every man's desire and rightly so, damn it, you're amazing Kay Lovely!!