Son, were you jerking off? You're really horny, you know that, right?

Let me tell you something, friends, I wouldn't mind at all if my stepmother were a Muslim woman like Sasha Pearl. These women cheat because they're whores, real whores, and the best example is what you're about to see. She's sunbathing by the pool, and when she comes inside, she catches her stepson watching porn and jerking off... damn, with her right there in the house, and the guy doesn't say a word?