GI Joey doesn't know how lucky he is to be staying at his son's house these days, friends, because his son's wife is one of those really daring, very slutty, very horny women who likes sex in a very unusual way, damn it. What's more, today she's going to spread her legs for her father-in-law and we've recorded the whole thing, friends, the whole thing. So just look at the piece of trash that's in that house...