My son's birthday, well, his friend fucked my ass.

Seriously, dear Richelle Ryan, can't you sit still even on your son's birthday? You're planning a surprise party for him, a good friend of his is helping you, and all you can think of is having sex with the boy? But really, how can you be such a whore? Do you have to be the star of your son's birthday? There really are mothers who shouldn't have been mothers in their lives because they're fucking whores!