If a chick like Linda Lan asks you to get in the bathtub with her, you absolutely have to accept, damn it! If a chick like her asks you, it's because she wants dick, and if a chick like her wants dick, you're obligated to give it to her, damn it, now and forever! I'm telling you this, guys, because she asked the neighbor, and he agreed, and you should see the amazing fuck they had in the water...