Mom and I get a massage and we end up opening our legs.

Let me tell you, friends, they are none other than Kayley Gunner and Caitlin Bell, damn, and that's a big deal. And we're going to understand what's going on in that massage parlor, hehe, because let me tell you something, if the mother's a slut, the daughter's even bigger, so it was obvious this was bound to happen, especially since the two masseurs are two guys who know all the tricks, damn...