I'm convinced that your girlfriend doesn't have an ass like mine.

Dear Linzee Ryder, we think the same as you, I don't think your girl has a better ass than yours, just like looking at my wife's, she doesn't have a better ass than yours either, so I think we all think the same about that, really, but besides that, that pair of tits you have is something wonderful and if on top of that you suck it like you suck it, fuck, we are looking at the perfect mother without a doubt.