I get home just as my wife and her friend touch each other.

Are you going to tell me that you had no suspicion that Kayla Kayden and La Sirena69 were having it together? Come on, I don't believe you haha, but you just have to see how bitches and sluts they are to realize that they've been hooking up for a long time... now, it sucks that they don't let you be there to see it, eh?