Ever since my cousin arrived from Holland, she's had me completely idiotic!

Joe Di Marco says that ever since his Dutch cousin came to live with him, he's been acting like a complete idiot, but it's not for any particular reason, folks. It's just that Britney Dutch, besides being incredibly beautiful and having a great body, looks like she's always wanting some action... Of course, he has a girlfriend, he's a serious, proper guy, and the Dutch girl is the complete opposite, damn it, and he's bound to end up falling for the charms of that pretty young thing...